January 2010
1 post
oh hi tumblr!
nothings changed! mwah
Jan 26th
July 2009
1 post
uuuuuurrrrmrmmm
im bored, meeting harry soon to exchange fresh air for a bmx, good times, its raining, im flyering tommoro night. fun times tumblr is shit, as are the ppl im following, sorry giz. ciaoo xx
Jul 23rd
June 2009
6 posts
i feeeel like coz of a certain someone
a sonic geek coz she wont shut the fuck up about it! you know who you are.. moving out in roughly an hour :D:D:D:D hoozaah x
Jun 11th
SHUUUTUUUPP
GREW MY FIRST CURLY PUBE TODAY (SIR CASTRO THE THIRD) MASTERED THE ART OF MASTURBATION IN MY DADS Y FRONTS AND JUST HAD AN ALL OVER CRAZY TIMMEEEE
Jun 9th
I'm in such an awful mood tonight
darefordistance: I don’t quite know why. For a pathetic reason really. I’m paranoid. That, because you feel weird today, i’m scared it’s because… what?… that you don’t like me any more? That you like someone else instead? Who knows. But it’s made me feel proper down. I hate feeling like this. How come I always come on tumblr when I feel like this? Hmmm, because when I do, at the same time I...
Jun 8th
theres nothing more erotic then
thrusting out a wank over a lifeless image in a magazine whilst she stares back at you with those lifeless eyes stroking her nipples in some sort of sick delight ;) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jun 7th
i just about threw up ;)
sexyy dattttttttttttt fucking wel long wait for the doctors the useless cuntss then kim an viks and squintin cat x
Jun 2nd
braggin about mobsters! lolllll
lvl 179 ;) 105 mobsters ;) cash fow 150 million ;) bankk account: 28,900,000,000 ;) attack: 100 defence; 89 health 1000 energy 252 ;) im sooooo goooooooooooooood dddd dd dd d dd
Jun 1st
May 2009
29 posts
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
4 notes
drag me to fukkkkin hell
best be good or il drag a certain director to fckingg hellll my past date student card better work also seen as i still go to college ;) hollieess tonight wheey xx
May 30th
i might just stop wearing underwear
rach-electric: dink-a-tron: rach-electric: too much effor I’d be careful who you say that to as well. why notttt? its not like you ever started wearing underwear!
May 29th
I find it rather
aliceblogums: gay that if you don’t post something for a day or two your tumlarity goes down. I mean what kind of twat invented that thing anyway??! i know rite, i simply CANNOT have my tumblrarity below 5456756756 ;)
May 28th
movin onnnn
rach-electric: devilsreject: rach-electric: devilsreject: coz thats all i ever seem to do lol gypsy this is well gona get your tumblrarity up bbz ;) do it again! do it again! yeah yeah yeahhh!!! doodz we is gona be the most popular motherniggas on tumblr ROFFLE ROFFLE
May 28th
movin onnnn
rach-electric: devilsreject: coz thats all i ever seem to do lol gypsy this is well gona get your tumblrarity up bbz ;)
May 28th
movin onnnn
coz thats all i ever seem to do lol
May 28th
2 notes
rub rub rub
bonjour genie, 3 wishes, big nipples ;) polygamy being legal ;) kbro wiped out hahahahah
May 26th
hahahhahahahahha
why do women come in 3’s? lolol
May 25th
basically rite
my cheeseburger tasted better then your mums cunt. im also well up for tomoro nighttttttttttttttttttttt today was sweeet ;) and now im tired as fuckkkkkkkkkkk xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
May 25th
May 24th
May 24th
May 24th
im off tooooooooooooooooooooooo
meet someone tommoro ;) ;) i would just mention who but im giz so i wont, il be vague as possible, oh and btw ive been texting a ton of girls all day, cant mention names tho„ tbh naming the gender was far enough !!
May 24th
i love the sun
sun = barely clad fitties ;)
May 24th
i just ran through my head
ive got no job, no chance of getting a job in the next week, and im REALLY unfaithful to women bad timessss lol x
May 20th
so here i lie
in the belly of a shark so fucking cold so fucking darrkkkk!! wheyy i want another gigg tied between 3!
May 19th
Listentuuuuune
May 19th
whyyyyyyyyyyyyy am i on here!
hello LOSERS im writing my first post in like a month which you should all try doing ;) today i have lied in bed and done nothing, dedicated some time to a wank earlier whilst i washed my naked body. i just had a pizza and a CUP OF TEA!!!!!!! (seen as some of you actually dedicate a post to shit like that «<) ;) anywayy im gona retain my manhood and leave before i full on turn into a...
May 19th
“you talk about skeletons in your closet, well i’ve a fucking cemetery in mine ...”
– deaf havana (via rach-electric)
May 19th
The is the first night i've properly
darefordistance: Had to myself in a while. The only thing that could ruin it, is if my mum doesn’t get the fuck off my back. She’s already come into my room three times in the past 15 minutes to have a go at me for no reason. I don’t care how awful it seems, I wish my parents would split up, and buy two separate houses much smaller than this one, in Harrogate or at least somewhere near...
May 12th
May 11th
I WISH SWINE FLU WOULD EAT MY SOUL
just so i wouldnt have to be depresed on the internet :’) x
May 6th
Meh, fed up of this.
(via darefordistance) this is the most happy post ive ever seeen on tumblr!!
May 6th
lazzzzy wednesday ;)
tonight i am doing fuckk alllll and im going to love it :) 97% of my time is spent with people so just abit of alone time is good enough for me ;) xxxxxxxxxxxx
May 6th
suck ma dick whilst im puking
tumblr emos ;) x
May 5th
April 2009
19 posts
DOOOO NOT VORRRY!
poliski mon souirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! makes no sense but it is a vibrant update from all you sad fucks out there who are all msierable ;) my last week has been iontresting , went to charlottes loads, slept and got paid a grand, most of which has been spent muhahah anyway you horseflea ridden bastards i am off to get ready, eat tea and go see james dalton rock his little cock, and all...
Apr 26th
lol @ emmastar
rach-electric: devilsreject: rach-electric: devilsreject: do you wana see charlotte tonight?! baha homdiggerr today was easyy peasy at workkkk tommoro off for my operation :(!!!!!!!!! but day off lol so goin out tonight to get abit pissseedd cant be any worse then turning upto my opppp off my head haha . anyway i dont know who reads this shittttt butttt CHEER UP EMOOOO!! (for...
Apr 21st
lol @ emmastar
rach-electric: devilsreject: do you wana see charlotte tonight?! baha homdiggerr today was easyy peasy at workkkk tommoro off for my operation :(!!!!!!!!! but day off lol so goin out tonight to get abit pissseedd cant be any worse then turning upto my opppp off my head haha . anyway i dont know who reads this shittttt butttt CHEER UP EMOOOO!! (for gizz) LE MOKO TIGUEERRRRRRR (for...
Apr 21st
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lol @ emmastar
do you wana see charlotte tonight?! baha homdiggerr today was easyy peasy at workkkk tommoro off for my operation :(!!!!!!!!! but day off lol so goin out tonight to get abit pissseedd cant be any worse then turning upto my opppp off my head haha . anyway i dont know who reads this shittttt butttt CHEER UP EMOOOO!! (for gizz) LE MOKO TIGUEERRRRRRR (for rach) and i think there the...
Apr 21st
4 notes
Listentiny dancer :)
Apr 20th
ooo this is gona sound gay
but my mind is like arr!! only thinkng about one thing seriously lol its madddd hmmmmm dead happy atm :) xxxxxxxxxxx
Apr 20th
i wish
rach-electric: devilsreject: rach-electric: devilsreject: katie and sara would jsut lick each other out so we dont have so many emotional tumblr posts ;) and rachael calm down!! purrr x i love how blunt you are george. and no i will not. not till i stab someone. lol i do my best to be the coolest guy on tumblr ;) why whats happenedd x just people spreading shit about something that...
Apr 19th
i wish
rach-electric: devilsreject: katie and sara would jsut lick each other out so we dont have so many emotional tumblr posts ;) and rachael calm down!! purrr x i love how blunt you are george. and no i will not. not till i stab someone. lol i do my best to be the coolest guy on tumblr ;) why whats happenedd x
Apr 19th
i wish
katie and sara would jsut lick each other out so we dont have so many emotional tumblr posts ;) and rachael calm down!! purrr x
Apr 19th
vivienne westwood
rach-electric: is the cutest little thing ever le moko tiguerr would not go near her!!
Apr 18th
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LE MOKO TIGUERRR RRRRRR!!
omg last night ;) ;) ;) ;) xxxxxx
Apr 18th
oui oui
toooday i got out of bed and went to work, now im home and on here… muala off outtonight fun times lsitening to loud music to keep me awake plus i have my sugarrrr :D haha gona go get some real food which i need ol xxxxxx
Apr 14th
alex do you like chocolate sauce?
yes. LOLL fucking good times at work lololzz its amazing x
Apr 9th